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I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird. What’s the difference between stealing a foot and living in a house where you can steal a foot? The answer is that one is weird and the other is normal. Weird, when it comes to stealing feet, means an action that doesn’t make sense or has little or no reason.
When people do things that aren’t normal or make sense, they are doing weird things. So, when someone steals a foot and lives in a house where you can steal a foot, they’re doing something weird and it’s not normal.
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